LETTER: Help for the floating voter…

Are you bored with elections? Fed up with lies and sleaze? Sick of spin and false promises?
Don’t like Jeremy? Can’t trust Theresa?

Loved on Thursday, forgotten on Friday?
Then vote John Nobody of the Why Bother Party and you won’t be disappointed.

More taxes, more benefits, more foreign aid, less service. Life carrying on just as before!
But at least you can sit back and say my vote did count after all!

M Lawson
Drove Gate
Holbeach Drove