It looked to be April 1 upon reading the letter from Mr Bingham, who disliked those wonderful knits along the riverside at Spalding.
Was it a yarn? No, not at all!
His awful comments made me “jumperbout” with quite some annoyance that I am unable to button up.
It really is as if he was actually in stitches at the vandalism.
I doubt if proper fun has ever been on his list, more doom and gloom seems likely.
And as for litter, I wonder if he has ever cleared up anything from the pavement outside where he lives.
But then Mr Bingham can always stoop and pick up nothing.
J Adkins
Holbeach